A Mom's Stream Of Consciousness

Hey Hey Hey, look who decided to show up today!  I absolutely LOVE my job, but the last few weeks have definitely been some of the most hectic we've had.  After an extremely long day, I came home with a splitting headache and decided to get in a hot shower. Before my first foot even landed in the tub, I hear "Mom, are you in the shower?" followed by "mom, I have to go potty" "mom, can we go to Grandpa's house?" etc.  Keep in mind, Layne is home and there is no reason I should have to answer questions through the bathroom door for my entire 15 minute shower.  It really started to make me wonder when I'll be able to hop in and take a long uninterrupted shower ever again, which in turn made me think of a lot of things mom's think but don't always say. 

A Mom's Stream Of Consciousness 

I'm going to pretend I don't hear her and maybe she'll go back to sleep for a little longer.

Why does my husband have to stomp through the house first thing in the morning on a Saturday?  If he wakes her up, I'm going to kill him.

I'm so hungover, I wonder if it's healthy to feed my child a pop-tart for lunch? ***This actually did happen on Sunday after my office Christmas Party***

Why does she find 8347709123 things to do every time I tell her we need to hurry up and leave?

I really need to finish this project, I'll let her watch one more episode of Bubble Guppies( or 3).

There's only one more piece of chocolate left, I better hide it so I can eat it later when she's not looking.

Can she go one more day without a bath?  I'm pretty sure she didn't sweat today.

Was that stain on her shirt when I dressed her this morning?

Please let us make it from the back of Target to the bathroom in time, I really don't want to be the reason I hear "Cleanup on aisle 3"

I know it's hilarious when she repeats a bad word but DON'T laugh!

Did she wash her hands before she ate that?

I haven't given her any fruit snacks today, where did she get that???

For the love of everything good and holy, go to sleep so I can catch up on my SOA.

What app is missing from my phone?



XOXO
Brittany